Lessons learned from U.S. Presidents.
Ike - beware United Fruits
JFK - duck
LBJ - 2 wars at same time is 2 too many
Nixon - burn the goddamn tapes
Ford - duck
Carter - sweaters make you look weak
Reagan - duck BEHIND the bushes, also see Ike
Bush1 - don't lie about Taxes
Clinton1 - zip it in the bud
Bush2 - see LBJ
Clinton2? - see Carter
